https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Withnail_and_I&oldid=3185462. It takes away your appetite just looking at it. Withnail & I (1987) clip with quote "Here hare, here." Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. We may as well sit round this cigarette. Withnail: Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. No, no, you can't. YARN | "Here hare, here." | Withnail & I (1987) | Video clips by quotes It's got to warm up. Danny: Danny: Before I became a journalist I was in the Territorials. It's like a bloody rugby ball now, it will die, it will die! Come on lads, let's get home. We've gone on holiday by mistake. We'll be found dead in here next spring. Got busted coming back through Heathrow. Danny: No, man. How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader! This dreadful little Israelite. The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news. Now, come along, I'm going to teach you how to peel a potato. This may be the reason bald-headed men are uptight. I need at least an hour for lunch., Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day. Vegetables again. Withnail: I'm getting the *fear*! Marwood: Night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. Why have you drugged their onions?! How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack? Ponce! Marwood: Cake. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. I never thought he'd come all this way. What happened to my agent? Danny: If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present! [pulling some goo out of the sink] I've no idea. "Boy lands plum role for top Italian director" Course he does! He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken]. Withnail: Hare. Monty: He can eat his ****ing radish. Withnail: Monty: Withnail: Go with it. That's what you say. Here Hare Here - YouTube General: Withnail: (Stirring) I deny all accusations. Speed, is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane Time change. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. I'm gonna be a sta-a-a-a-ar! Withnail & I Quotes. QuotesGram Search, discover and share your favorite Withnail And I GIFs. Screaming like a madman he moves towards the bull, which turns around and runs back through the gate. Change down, man. The police, Miss Blennerhassett. It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, "I will never play the Dane. For some of us a quote becomes a mantra, a goal or a philosophy by which we live. The bastard's about to run at me! Tea Shop Proprietor: Marwood: You never discuss your family, do you? "In a world exclusive interview, 33 year old shot putter Geoff Woade who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. The paragon of animals! I've only had a few ales. I don't consciously offend big men like this. Withnail: No you can't, I can't get my boots on when they're hot. Danny: The man is rich and homosexual and he tries to persuade them, but he gives up because he's convinced there's something between them. Peter Marwood: That's alright, I'll go alone. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. I've some extremely distressing news. Start shouting. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. Listen, I pay you 10 percent to do that. Marwood: [Contemplating how to kill a chicken for supper] It's got dreadful beady eyes, they stare at you. Forgive me, it was inconsiderate of me not to have telegrammed. Marwood: Monty: Look at him! *I'll show the lot of you*! Grab its ring. I don't want to hear it. [wakes up in the back seat of the car, which is moving along the motorway] Have you met Jake? Prostitutes for the bees. The only people he converses with are his clients and occasionally the police. Murder and All-Bran and rape. 2010 Drama 24M views 2 years ago Uncle Monty - the end of an age ohheckforgotusername 157K views 11 years ago Withnail & I 30. Withnail and I Quotes Jesus, look at that. Look at my tongue. Time change. I'm the firelighter and fuel collector. I know how you feel and how difficult it is. What is it? I'm not going to understudy anybody. There is, youll agree, a certain je ne sais quoi oh so very special about a firm, young carrot.. You haven't got a chance! Marwood: Have you been away? What a piece of work is a man. Withnail: Withnail: If I ever see that silage-heap hanging about up here, I'll take the bastard axe to him. It's a bloody chicken! Eggs and things. [Withnail laughs uncontrollably and drops to the floor]. Chin-chin. Find *anything*. Now that represents a degree of hypocrisy I've hitherto suspected in you, but have not noticed due to highly evasive skills. Monty: Here are found the emeralds, sapphires, carbuncles, topazes, chrysolites, onyxes, beryls, sardius, and other costly stones. Look at Geoff Woade! The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. Monty: Withnail: How *dare* you! Marwood: Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. Marwood: Withnail And I GIFs - Find & Share on GIPHY Dosed 'em. It's society's crime, not ours. This suit was cut by Hawkes of Savile Row. General: I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. Don't look, don't look! I've got a bastard behind the eyes. Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. Withnail: Withnail: Rejuvenate! Street: the embalmer. Flowers are essentially tarts. These aren't accidents! I'm not having this shag-sack insulting me! You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks! Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up. The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! ""Here. My brain's capsizing. Now, what makes you think I should give you something for your pot? Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it? Something's got to be done. It's society's crime, not ours. Monty: STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. When they take a holiday "by mistake" at the country house of Withnail's flamboyantly gay uncle, Monty, they encounter the unpleasant side of the . I adore you. Jake: Old suit? Especially that pimp! One of us has got to stay on guard. Well, I'd hardly say that. [Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window]. They are flat broke, so they move to the house of Withnail's uncle in the countryside. [a poacher enters the pub with pheasants stuffed under his coat, making him look like a hunchback]. withnail. I've looked into it. Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. Withnail: This is me, naked in a corner! General: Marwood: Jesus Christ! I say, you know what we should do? Is Marwood in love with Withnail? It sent chills up and down my spine when Keith quotes Prabhupada when he said . Withnail: Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Clip from Withnail & I Rest in happy peace Richard Griffiths ! Add spice to it. Tactical necessity. Danny: I must be ill. Withnail: Right, you f***er, I'm going to do the washing up. "Here. Danny: If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision - let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. Withnail: Don't get uptight with me, man. Hello? Withnail : Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up! Look here, my cousin's a QC! Marwood: Marwood: A cat, rain, Vim under the sink, and both bars on. If I see that silage heap hanging about up here, *I'll take the bastard axe to him*! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. It'll happen. Withnail: "Withnail and I Quotes." It's like Greenland in here. Withnail: [Marwood knocks on the door of a farmhouse. Ah, he knows. I think we'd better release you from the lgumes and transfer your talents to the meat. You're not in the same boat. Withnail: If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry - neither did they. No fridges, no televisions, no phones. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! He can eat his ****ing radish. Withnail: Alas I have little more than vintage wine and memories. Monty clearly has some difficulty in reading the note. "I'm gonna pull you head off." let him get his drugs out! Laisse-moi, respirer, longtemps, longtemps, l'odeur de tes cheveux. Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Withnail: Look at my tongue. Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. Uncle Monty: Sherry? Here is the clip. quotes duty call warfare modern war. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning. [leaning out the car window] [smiling] You don't understand. Hair are your aerials. It's you he wants. Withnail: Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. He can eat his fucking radish. How noble in reason! There must and shall be aspirin! Because I don't advise it. This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row! Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! Withnail: Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith tearooms and we want them removed. How right you are, how right you are. Isaac Parkin: I might fetch you up a rabbit. Rejuvenate? Excuse me, we were wondering if we could purchase a pheasant off of you? There's the supper. It's society's crime, not ours. Plot - Withnail and "I" - the narrator - are two aspiring actors and friends who are looking for a job in London without success. If you're hanging onto a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision. Scrubbers! Please, let's go. Withnail: And the Coalman looks at him and says "You think *you* look normal, your honour?" I assure you I'm not, officer. Now, come along, Im going to teach you how to peel a potato., I must have some booze. By the time the doors opened he was arseholed on rum and got progressively more arseholed until he could take no more and fell over at about 12 o'clock. They don't like me being on stage. Get that damned little swine out of here! How like an angel in apprehension. share. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. Monty: Well, of course you dont, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? Listen, I know what you're thinking but I had no alternative. [holding up a Fairy Liquid bottle with a strap and a tube]. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of *dust*? If you don't leave, we'll call the police. And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. [calmly] Marwood: Mrs. Parkin: If my father was loaded I'd ask him for some money. I think we better release you from the lgume, and transfer your talents to the meat. You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it! This doll is extremely dangerous. Marwood: You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside. 100% Upvoted. Withnail: Sulking up the hill. And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. I mean look at us! I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. I think an evening at The Crow. Miss Blennerhassett, telephone the police. Withnail: Old suit?! Sulking up the hill. I'm not having this shag sack insulting me! "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." Withnail: Do you grow? Monty: Don't be ridiculous. Got a bit carried away. Marwood: Oh, don't tell me you're not aware of it, I know what you're up to and so do you. He's a madman. [Marwood is leaving to go to Manchester to do a play. Marwood: Marwood: Suits me. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? [ruefully] Marwood: Raymond Duck. Withnail: [narrating over scene] You lose, you gain. The entire sink's gone rotten. Monty: Oh, Baudelaire. I've looked into it. It will pass. Throw yourself into the road, darling! They are playing poker with bottle tops and a . I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. We want to get in there, don't we? Trade: Phenodihydrochloride benzorex. There are are things in there; there's a teabag growing! [spits onto the ground] We want them here and we want them now! We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. Danny: Relax, man, find your neutral space. Withnail: The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news! Withnail: Monty: How like a *god*! Survey of rural types. Marwood: This thread is archived. Withnail: Hello? I must be out of my mind. Withnail: Find your neutral space. Marwood: Danny: Withnail: Monty: Depends entirely on the quality of the wine. [overtaking a car on the motorway] Look out that window, if you see anything, anything at all, tell me. I'm in a park and I'm practically dead; what good's the countryside? Withnail: All right, this is the plan. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything! 2023. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! Give me a downer, Danny. Wake up, you bastard or I burn this bastard bed down! I mean to have you even if it must be burglary. How like an angel in apprehension! Withnail: The school in fiction Poetry. Goes into court in his kaftan and a bell. We'll be back. I happened to be looking for a suit for the Coalman two weeks ago. Whats more popular than the movie itselfis, its amazing quotes. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. All right, this is the plan. You mustn't blame him. What are we supposed to do with that? A coward you are, Withnail! What are you talking about, Danny? Be seated. I really don't want you to. The carrot has mystery. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Yes, we'll buy this place and we'll install a fucking jukebox in here and liven all you stiffs up a bit! Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. Bastard must have died. I'm a friend of Montague Withnail's. Politics, man. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Withnail: Monty: Add spice to it. Monty: Withnail and I - Wikiquote The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. They can handle the kaftan, they can't handle the bell. This doll is extremely dangerous; it has voodoo qualities. This is a court, man. Withnail and I Quotes - Find Your Favourite Quote from Withnail I'd never have wanted it, not with him in it! Danny: You're looking very beautiful, man. [Withnail has been pulled over by the police for speeding down the motorway in the beat-up Jaguar]. There's a man over there that doesn't like the perfume, the big one. Marwood: Marwood: Get out of it for a while. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. Withnail: Tactical necessity. Well, lick 10 percent of the arses for me, then! Outvie him. No, nor woman neither nor woman neither. [the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting]. Withnail: Oh, Oxford Marwood: Withnail: I didn't think he'd come all this way. I'm preparing myself to forgive you. Policeman 2: Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't. . Monty: You've got soup. Marwood: Danny: Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness. Uncle Monty: Oh! Withnail: Find your neutral space. Withnail: 2023. Ah! Yeah, I know that, you've got to kill it. So there's this judge sitting there in the cape like f***ing Batman with this really rather far out-looking hat. "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." I have just finished fighting a naked man! I'm in considerable danger here, I must get out of here at once. Danny: I will say one thing for Monty, he keeps a sensational cellar. Marwood: (Voice-over) Danny's here. Flowers are essentially tarts. Marwood: Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being? Marwood: Monty: [takes pill out of doll] Trade: Pheno-dihydrochloride-benzorex. You have made it high. It's ridiculous. An old woman with a clunky hearing aid pinned to her apron opens the door, she still doesn't answer. Marwood: You want working on, boy! [holding him back] Marwood: Be seated. Jake: [picking up an apron] Withnail: 'Scuse me. He's lent us his cottage. Marwood: Withnail: Will it? Talk. Night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. But he's a very low-temperature spade, the Coalman. Withnail: [Marwood comes out of the bathroom wearing a towel]. Danny: Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. Hey, show no fear! We're doing a feature for Country Life. I hope you guys like our collection. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Withnail. That's what I want to know! He's building the prototype now. Hare. The thermostats. And all at once those frozen hours, melt through the nervous system, and seep out the pores. This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow and you just sit in here drinking. It's available on Surrounded by trees and nature one feels a *glorious* stirring on the senses, a rejection of *poisonous* inhibition, and a *fecund* motion of the soul. Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. Were incompatible. 10 quotes from Withnail and I: the Original Screenplay: 'We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.' . Quotes from Withnail and I: The Screenplay - BookQuoters Danny: I'm gonna be a star*! Keep back, keep back! Saint Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. Then you get horribly drunk and they can't fucking touch you. Withnail: A coward you are, Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not! Probably on a tenner a day, and I know what for! Withnail: I could take double anything you could! [toasting with a drink] Withnail: What's going on? Web. How can it be so cold in here? Isaac Parkin: Your desires. Danny: Sitting down to enjoy my holiday. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Withnail: What should we do? Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. Uncle Monty: Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. So here we are gonna talk about some of thebest quotes from the movie. Withnail: Hold on, don't let your imagination run away with you Marwood: Imagination! I feel unusual. I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you. Monty: Marwood: Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything! I'm good-looking. I don't care where you come from! I'll swallow it and run a mile! My heart's beating like a fucked clock! Withnail: Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. Marwood: No you can't, listen to me, listen to me! I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. This is ridiculous. Withnail: Two quid? Will we never be set free? Stand aside! Tea Shop Proprietor: Danny: [looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes] You been away? Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Withnail And I. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. extends arm with umbrella straight up to sky, seeing a road sign reading "ACCIDENT BLACK SPOT. Withnail: Marwood: They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworths, man. Withnail: I recommend you smoke some more grass. We are 91 days from the end of this decade and there's gonna be a lot of refugees. How dare you. The beauty of the world. Monty: Oh dear no no No, I'd be sucked into his trap! Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Look at me, I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe . Monty: Here hare here! I'm preparing myself to forgive you. The carrot has mystery. He gags and gasps]. You need working on, boy! Not the attitude I'd been given to expect from the H.E. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. I feel like a pig shat in my head. The poets represented in the book include the Old Wykehamists John Crommelin-Brown, Lord Alfred Douglas, Robert Ensor, A. P. Herbert, George Huddesford, Lionel Johnson, William Lipscomb, Robert Seton-Watson, Thomas Adolphus Trollope .

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